But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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