your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I have tasted many bathrooms
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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