you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
