why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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