I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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