I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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