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Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom

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(586): Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom http://tfl.nu/p7m9

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You want to go to a white party at LAX

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Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach

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(510): You want to go to a white party at LAX (1-510): Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach http://tfl.nu/866u

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Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.

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(661): Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number. http://tfl.nu/0i40

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.

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(832): We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page. http://tfl.nu/lhck

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(209): View more from California

nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw

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(209): nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw http://tfl.nu/vicw

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(212): View more from New York

The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.

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(212): The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line. http://tfl.nu/abdb

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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.

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(918): I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out. http://tfl.nu/s7ox

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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed

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(480): He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed http://tfl.nu/idar

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(224): View more from Illinois

Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.

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(224): Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time. http://tfl.nu/eicx

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(616): View more from Michigan

Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5

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(616): Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5 http://tfl.nu/krr8

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(214): View more from Texas

I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat

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(214): I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat http://tfl.nu/en4k

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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.

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(870): Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world. http://tfl.nu/aaq7

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So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...

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The subtweets were good enough

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(206): So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook... (425): The subtweets were good enough http://tfl.nu/71sc

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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO

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(713): My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO http://tfl.nu/1per

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(317): View more from Indiana

Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.

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(317): Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions. http://tfl.nu/72j5

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