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• (212): View more from New York

  yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  "women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc

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  damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  hows the party?

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  ists fjcssing insceredle

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  be there in 10

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• (512): View more from Texas

  he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (585): View more from New York

  Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?

  (650): View more from California

  I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.

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• (707): View more from California

  The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.

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