Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(860): View more from Connecticut

What did we do last night that was yellow?

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(225): View more from Louisiana

ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.

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(863): View more from Florida

I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila

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(876): View more from Jamaica

After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone

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(518): View more from New York

Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."

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(313): View more from Michigan

some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

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