i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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