i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
how does that bad decision feel?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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