This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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