did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
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Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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