Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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