That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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