You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You need Xanax blowdarts
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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