it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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