True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.