Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.