It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
