did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You just made me feel so damn special
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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