check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We don't watch enough power rangers
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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