you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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