1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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