on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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