we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
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do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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