It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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