Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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