Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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