He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
porn star boner night. come get it.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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