just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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