yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
