i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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