Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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