ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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