Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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