i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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