It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?