isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.