I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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