Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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