just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize