I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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