Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
