I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
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what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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