found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You can't just leave with hair like that
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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