Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
