Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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