we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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