We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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