Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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