you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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