does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
worst night to have a conscience
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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