Porn is love you can see.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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