Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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