omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
please don't ironically join a cult
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