Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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