he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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