What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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